Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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