Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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