I love black thongs
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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