They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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