In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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