Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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