What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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