Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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