toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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