I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
ttyl tear gas
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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