There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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