I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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