I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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