yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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