O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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