**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
we're chasing vodka with high fives
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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