great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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