White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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