I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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