There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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