i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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