She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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