so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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