...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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