i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
