he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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