he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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