I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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