Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I just want nice things and good sex
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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