I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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