..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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