I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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