You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
