I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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