Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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