yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I am one with the molecules
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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