i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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