Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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