While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Randomize
