we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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