in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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