So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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