So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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