but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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