Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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