His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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