dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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