youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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