It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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