Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Terrible idea I love it
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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