How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I showed him my bush... on skype.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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