i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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