you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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