Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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