There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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